Linux Source Code

				
//**************************************
// Name: Linux Source Code
// Description:Source Code to Linux
// By: drach
//
// Inputs:User, KickAssSystem
//
// Returns:GoodExperience
//
// Assumes:I wrote this code after seeing the windows code for the 50 thousandth time. If this was not original of me, i apologize. It is original code tho.
//
// Side Effects:Hate for Windows
//
//This code is copyrighted and has// limited warranties.Please see http://www.Planet-Source-Code.com/vb/scripts/ShowCode.asp?txtCodeId=520&lngWId=3//for details.//**************************************

#include <iostream.h>
#Include <TextMsgs.h>
#include <No_drvrs.h>
#define MINS = 1
#Define WEEKS = 7
void main()
{
 If !(Linux,Installed==True)
{
 cout<<"What took so long?";
 Wipe(windows_partitions_all);
 Wait(MINS);
 While !(is_bloated)
 {
 Install_full_load(RedHat);
 bloat();
 Install_full_load(KDE);
 Install_full_load(Gnome);
 Install_full_load(Apache);
 }
 cout<<"Happy Now?";
 cin>>"Yes, of course.";
}
Reboot();
Send_msg_to_redmond("Nah nah nah nah nahnah");
Tongue.Stick_Out_@_Bill();
Linus.tip(*$$);
Wait(WEEKS);
cout<<"Isn't there a new distribution available?";
}