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Systematic Buzz Phrase Projector

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Submitted on: 10/30/1999
By: Nyal R Cammack 
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User Rating: By 3 Users
Compatibility: VB 5.0, VB 6.0
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     The Systematic Buzz Phrase Projector creates technical sounding phrases that you can drop into any report you may be writing. You'll sound like you really know your stuff, the people reading the report won't have the slightest idea what your talking about but surely won't admit it! Could be a good tool to use on pointy haired boss types! I wrote this project for a class so it's not real snazzy, just something fun. I'd appreciate any comments/suggestions for improvements. Please send any flames to: null/dev@efn.org
 

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11/4/1999 5:23:00 AMPraveen

Hello Please Let Me have a code in Vb For writing a messanger programerr.
means messanger for lan connected machines where in which if i send a message it must show on the sytem to which i have sent .
Please do the request
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11/30/1999 3:24:00 PMNicole McAllister

(Very funny stuff.) How about a copy button that copies the generated phrase to the windows clipboard, for the truly daring to actually paste it somewhere. Also, I got the following error in the error log: Line 9: Property Icon in frmBuzzPhrase had an invalid file reference.
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4/26/2002 4:15:14 AMJono

Haha, very funny. Confuzed all my friends and myself :)
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3/6/2007 5:49:11 AMTimo Böhme

Hi. Would be funny to use "Google Translator" to let your program sounds in German. :-)
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3/7/2007 5:36:12 PMRoger Gilchrist

inTwo = ((10 - 1) * Rnd + 1)
Select Case inTwo

not the correct calculation for a Rnd between 1 and 10

From VB help file

Int((upperbound - lowerbound + 1) * Rnd + lowerbound)

substitute 1 and 10 into this
Int((10 - 1 + 1) * Rnd + 1)
simplifies to
Int(10 * Rnd + 1)

and you don't need the one-off variable InTwo, So...

Select Case Int(10 * Rnd + 1)

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