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Submitted on: 9/14/1999
By: Scott Wellbrock 
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User Rating: By 1 Users
Compatibility: VB 5.0, VB 6.0
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     A humorous program that I create and distribute Monthly to members of my IT department
 
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9/15/1999 7:52:00 AMChris Yates

Hehe, very nice Scott. I was a tech for two years and experienced over 3/4 of the notes in your program. Funny, but painfully reminding. :)
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9/15/1999 8:24:00 AMScott W

Thanks, I'm going to post octobers soon
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9/21/1999 12:27:00 PMtech

Hilarious.
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9/25/1999 7:53:00 AMSi`

Hmmm. That brings back all memories of working in support ! Very amusing..
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10/6/1999 4:44:00 PMScott Wellbrock

Octobers is up.
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10/29/1999 10:46:00 AMThe_Lung

I don't even work as a tech support but I face these same situations all the time. It's just so funny reading it.
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1/5/2000 2:12:00 PMAdam Jacob Muller

Scary But True
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3/1/2002 4:59:12 AMJoe Estock

Ratehr humorous, some reminded me of the times I got called out on service calls. One thing I thought I would mention is to use a counter variable and load a text file instead of assigning a bunch of strings and If...Then statements.

Cheers!

Joe
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