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Name: Sardine Muffins
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I was born and raised in the ghetto to be a street fighting machine, but ended up spending most of my time pointing at cameras and looking tough. At the age of 9 I acheived the position of Queensland's Minister for Education, but resigned after my anti-chair legislation was met with hostility by the United Seating Union (USU) in 1997. Since then, I have spent most of my time devoted to the study of aquatic mammals.